Phwoar, tell what you what I could do with...

What's that then?

Nice tin of beans on toast, oh yes

Ach no. Don't tell me. So this is what modern art's come to, is it? How so despairingly depressing. Ponsey arty student types...

Voice #1 Jeez man you look like you've just seen a ghost. You alright?

Voice #2 Nah I just remembered something shit...

Voice #1 Wo man, what is it?

Voice #2 I made a really good joke two days ago and forgot to post it on Twitter. Achhh

Voice #1 Sucks, dude. Dude, sucks.

I'm ageing and I don't want to think about it, woman!

I virtually spend all my time online these days

VOICE #1 oh what you got there?

VOICE #2 just an odd sock i found in my laundry

VOICE #1 looks pretty normal to me