Don’t eat the shit eggs!
They were laid on the wrong side of the chicken wire
And their shells are so pale
And bear no semblance to quail
But will scramble your brains
Turn it to mush
And then you’ll regret
You ever cooked that omelette.

Do not buy the eggs that are shit!
You don’t know where they’ve been
Or what they haven’t seen.
These eggs have not hatched
And would be no better smashed
Against glass - window or beaker.
Take back all your eggs, you silly fat hens
And stop being slaves to your ovaries.