Tonight is the debut! <Today we set sail!>
Stewart Downing: a third-person diary
“We don’t fear France,” warbled Stewart in his weepy ‘Boro accent, shit seeping out from the bottom of his Umbro trackie bottoms. “We’re confident we can get a result.” “Are you talking about one player who isn’t here - Rio Ferdinand - are you talking about him in the camp?” asks one reporter. Stewart grimaces before biting his lip....